Its a cock !

par Schmitto

Nom d'une bite ! Vlà vachement plus golri que les théories du complot à la con qui polluent le web, itsacock.com affiche des bittes d'un peu partout. Point de twin towers en feu cachées sur les billets de 5 dolls, ou le KKK a décripter sur les paquets de marlboro, mais des bittes à découvrir dans la soupe de ta grand mere ou ds le bac à sable de ton petit frère; soit une nouvelle démonstration de ce que le participatif, le fameux deux point zéro, engendre de mieux. Ben wai, parce que si vs vs sentez l'ame d'un dick hunter, vous aussi pouvez chasser puis poster sur http://www.itsacock.com/

Toutes ces apparitions de bittes m'ont fait me dire que si dieu existe il doit avoir une putrain de dick head, et surtout à ce pur track des dyslexic speereaders : my dick, ou qd trois mcs se clashent par bittes interposées, oui madame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuhAhzGgCaw

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick cost a late night fee

Your dick got the HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

[Andre Legacy]

My dick- bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kid's

My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your shit look like you fourteen

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick- locked in a cage, right

Your dick suffer from stage fright

My dick- so hot, it's stolen

Your dick look like Gary Coleman

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick- pink and big

Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a Caesar doo

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

[Andre Legacy]

My dick is like super size

Your dick look like two fries

My dick- more mass than the Earth

Your dick- half staff, it needs work

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick- been there done that

Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick- V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.

[Chorus x2]

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

[Andre Legacy]

My dick served a whole luncheon

Your dick- it look like a munchkin

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick- size of a pumpkin

Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick- good, good loving

Your dick- good for nothing

[Andre Legacy]

My dick bench pressed 350

Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick- pretty damn skimpy

Your dick- hungry as a hippie

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick don't fit down the chimney

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

[Andre Legacy]

My dick is like an M16

Your dick- broken vending machine

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and queefs

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick- rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

[Andre Legacy]

My dick goes to yoga

Your dick- fruit roll-up

[Dirt Nasty]

My dick- grade-A beef

Your dick- Mayday geek

[Mickey Avalon]

My dick- sick and dangerous

Your dick- quick and painless

[Andre Legacy]

My dick- 'nuff said

Your dick loves Fred

Et ya aussi cette folie des sparks : Dick around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8oDCKp6AU

"All I do now is dick around, All I do now is dick around, dick around, Every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night